problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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