when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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