Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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