Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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