and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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