This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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