So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
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