we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I don't deserve a penis
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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