The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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