I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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