i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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