ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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