I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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