Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
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