have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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