were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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