i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I am naked and annoyed.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
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