I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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