wrigley field is MILF paradise
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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