She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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