in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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