I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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