I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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