So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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