im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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