peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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