I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
