Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Randomize
