Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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