You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
We don't watch enough power rangers
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Come on in and take your pants off
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