And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
MIDGETS
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Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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