I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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