i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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