Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
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