margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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