everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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