Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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