i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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