Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
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