Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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