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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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