She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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