People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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