She announced her abortion via fbk
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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