Swine flu. Run for my life!
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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