I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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