I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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