Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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