Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I wear drunk well.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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