if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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