I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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