I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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