She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Liz is crying about burritos again.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
PANTIES FOUND
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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