My first STD was from a foam party
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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