at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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